July 8, 2005

Another Vacation

I know I havent been too good with the posting lately, but, alas, it will only get worse. Another month, I will be missing. If I can sneak it, I will see about updating this thing while I am away. With that, I take leave of you and will see you all again sometime around August 8 (i think).

-james-

June 4, 2005

Sith Quiz

I was looking at one of my friend’s (Susan) online journal and found this quiz. Apparently, I am most like Grievous. You see, we both have four arms.

Quiz

So, yeah, I’m at camp now. The Camp site is here. In one of the classes at this camp, I’m making another site by use of FrontPage. That can be seen here. under First Period, choose first session and first week. James Richardson is in there somewhere. Click on my name, and you get my dinky, not nearly as cool site.

Wow. So, I’ve been at camp for a week now. It went by fast. Two more weeks to go and then I rest for a while. Then come back. This is my last year here and I’m enjoying it thus far. Awesome.

May 3, 2005

The dark side

I promised a guy I would post this. I found it in a forum and adopted it as my own.

I am currently reading “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”, and have all five books on my harddrive for future reading. Also, I’ve got the radio show that the books were based on. Now, to find time to ingest it all.

April 7, 2005

Solar Death Ray

Finally, the one thing I need to round out my evil underground lair. Did I spell ‘lair’ correctly? I really don’t know. What I do know, though, is that concentrating the suns rays to burn a path of glory to my ultimate conquest of the planet is all good.

Warning:

The sun is bright. Don’t look at the sun or you will damage your
eyes. Anything that focuses the sun will only make it more
dangerous. The Solar Death Ray is dangerous. Don’t build one.
I’m surprised I haven’t burnt or blinded myself yet. The fumes
from molten plastic can’t be good either. Don’t play with fire.

April 5, 2005

Google Maps

I found this today… apparently, Google owns satellites now. This is my neighborhood, my house is the brown one in the center of the page, on the south side of the street. There is a tree to the north-west of our house, and beside it, I can see my car… from space. The detail this is in leads me to believe that the shot could have been a lot closer, but still, its pretty amazing. I’ve been enamored with Google Maps from the get-go, but now, I am amazed. Flash based maping means they have everything lined up and glued together. i can scroll around my neighborhood from 40 miles up. I wonder how long it will take for a site to publish a live feed from one of these things. I could watch the cars drive by my house without a window open. I could look around parking lots and check on my parents while they are away. Man, I need to sit down for a minute… wait, I already am. Maybe I need to stand up.

March 15, 2005

Red vs Blue

Ah, only three more episodes of Red vs Blue in season three. If you didn’t know, episode 51 (entitled episode 50 part 2) was posted yesterday, and it covers in eight minutes all of what was season two. Episode 50, of course, re-enacted season one, and togther, they are wonderful. To quote Caboose (as i find myself often doing):

“Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the joining together of Tex and Church in eternalness… speak now or forever rest in peace with liberty and justice for all. The end.”

I reserved season 3 on DVD last week. The guy at the Gamestop said that I was the third to do so at that branch. Something like a month til it ships. The thought makes me happy.

In honor of this wonderful news, I seem to have stumbled upon the cast’s blogs.

Medical Officer DuFresne (O’Malley)’s Live Journal

Private Church’s Live Journal

Private Caboose’s Live Journal

Private Jimmy’s death (from season 1)

The Red vs Blue Soundboard

Enough links for a while. Enjoy.

March 3, 2005

Suicidal Bunnies

For some reason, in the last day or so, I’ve run across a lot of death humor that i find terribly funny. For all of you that actually care, I’m not going to kill myself. Instead, I’m going to laugh at this. Join me if you please.

Terrible. Yet fun. Thanks Alex.

March 2, 2005

iQuit

I don’t have a link for this picture, but I had to post it. I have such a dark sense of humor.

February 24, 2005

House of cards

Yeah, I can do that.

Cryptozoology for the masses

Those crazy Canadians. I found this on the net, obviously: a series of four cryptozoological stamps. Included are bigfoot or ‘Sasquatch’, a seamonster named ‘Kraken’, a relative of Nessie named ‘Ogopogo’, and a werewolf called ‘Loup Garou’. Not shown are the Easter Bunnie stamp, Chupacabra stamp, and Santa Claus stamp.

“Hey Grif: Chupa-thingy. How about that?”

Mussoli Action Figure

Hahahahaha. An artist with nothing else better to do made this Benito Mussoli Action Figure. What’s more, the guy took it to Walmart and bought it. He had a camera of some sort (maybe on a phone) and recorded the audio and a little video. The guy also made a pamphlet that he distributed in a mall that showed the proper way to riot, similar to the airplane safety pamphlets in Fight Club. So funny.

Also see the Rapper Pez Despensers. This guy must be indepentantly wealthy.

Spiders on Drugs

Ever wonder what a spiderweb would look like if the spider that made it was high? Neither have I. But apparently, somebody did and preformed a study. There are pictures of spiderwebs that are under the influence of hash, caffine, LSD, and mescaline. Also, at thebottom of the site are links that will teach you more than you ever wanted to know about illicit drugs.

February 23, 2005

Sadaam Hussien

Hahahaha. Do you see anything wrong with this picture? I think Hussien is trying to fit in too much with the smiling. Can’t rush it, Sadaam. Looks like a nice enough guy, if you ignore everything about him other than the picture. Here’s a site with other Sadaam cameos. There are an alarming number of pictures in McDonalds stores. I wonder why.

Moving on…

Washing Instructions

I have no link for this. It is rather self explanitory. It looks like that is the real translation too.

Those silly French people.

Japanese Warning Signs

Even without Japanese abilities these signs are easy to understand. And quite entertaining.

Japanese warning signs are very different than warning signs in other parts of the world, because they usually contain a visual and easy to understand reason why something is dangerous or not allowed.

Every photo on this site is available as high-resolution file and publishing rights for each of them are for sale.

Apparently it is wrong to ride a bear while carrying an axe.