Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and say, “man it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!”
An engineer, a mathematician, and a computer programmer are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The engineer says that they should buy a new car. The mathematician says they should sell the old tire and buy a new one. The computer programmer says they should drive the car around the block and see if the tire fixes itself.
Q: Why aren’t there any Buddhist blues bands?
A: A Buddhist has no soul.
Q: Why can’t Buddhists vacuum in corners?
A: They have no attachments.
Q: What do you call a schizophrenic Buddhist?
A: Someone who is at two with the universe.
Q: What did the Buddhist tell the hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.
