Vin Diesel
…and now, a random fact about Vin Diesel:
Saying the words “MOLAKUM, VORADEUS, GLORKANO!” will turn his skin bright green for 20 minutes. You can do this up to 6 times a day.
Vin Diesel once fixed Stephen Hawking’s body. Then Hawking tried to take over the world but Vin Diesel broke Hawking’s body again after defeating him in Scrabble.
He often walks into children’s hospitals dressed as a doctor and tells kids they’re going to die. Then he yells “Just kiddin’!” and jumps out the window.
For every Vin Diesel there is an opposite Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel heard about this and promptly destroyed his opposite self. This created a paradox that unraveled the space-time continuum. Consequently, we are currently living inside Vin Diesel’s imagination.
Vin Diesel is actually Luke’s father.
Now my personal favorite:
Vin Diesel took an oath to use his powers for good, but one night, he got drunk and killed a hooker. The police never found a body though, because he had unhinged his jaw and swallowed the body whole.
…hours of fun to be had.
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Vin Diesel’s first child was born in 2743 BCE and is named Riemann-Zeta…
Comment by Kyle — April 20, 2005 @ 8:12 pm
Hey, I like Vin Diesel. He’s a hotty.
Comment by susan — April 20, 2005 @ 9:54 pm
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Comment by testanchor128 — October 16, 2005 @ 3:30 am