April 20, 2005

More Vin Diesel

I couldn’t resist.

…random facts about Vin Diesel:

After a grueling 47 day battle with Walt Disney, Vin Diesel finally beat him at rock, paper, scissors and thus froze Disney solid. Disney’s frozen body is now on display at Vin Diesel’s fortress of badassitude.

There is an underused feature on the batman utility belt. A button that calls Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel has to swallow rocks to assist in digestion, since he simply has no time to chew his food. He usually quenches his thirst with Molotov Cocktails.

His intestines can hold 13% more bacon than mere mortals.

Vin takes three-month vacations between each of his movie shoots. During this time, he teaches an advanced level course in poetry composition at Yale. The course is notoriously difficult to get into, and out of.

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